Sun Certified Programmer for the Java 2 Platform, Standard Edition 5.0

Hieperdepiep!! Hoera! I am now a fully certified Java programmer! I went to Utrecht today to take the test from Sun Microsystems and I passed! I just have to wait for the certificate now. I am very happy to have passed, I studied hard for the last few days and in the last few months I have had "Java Wednesdays", fun filled evenings of Java-ing...

So:

public class Steve implements Certifiable { // Geddit?? Oh dear...
static int remainingBraincells;
private boolean certified;

public Steve() {
while (!certified) {
burnBrainCells();
}
}

public void burnBrainCells() {
doJavaWednesday();
}

}